Self Improvment

Stapler The Consumer

This is the tale of Stapler The Consumer, a tale of death of bravery, companionship and revenge. It all began long ago in the magical world of Whiteback Round. There, the inhabitants lived in fear of a great destroyer, the feared Stapler The Consumer. He had begun slowly, taking only very occasionally, and only what was necessary for him to survive. But the tides were soon to turn.

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With each passing month, he would take more and more – the sporty:

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The brainy:

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Soon, he cared not who he took.

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(WARNING – CONTAINS EXPLICIT IMAGES) Nor where they came from.

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Then one day, on a glutenous rampage, he picked up Cameron the Clementine

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Poor Stapler the Consumer, he didn’t know it yet, but this was one step too far. Baudelire Bottle, the hard as nails mercenary and part time beast slayer for hire, had been following The Consumer for months. On this cold, white morning, he was ready to make his move.

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He crept up behind The Consumer

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Then shouted. Stapler The Consumer, so shocked at being disturbed, dropped Cameron, stumbling back in shock.

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Distressed, Stapler The Consumer beat a hasty retreat.

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As he fled across the land, The Consumer left a path of chaos and destruction

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Baudelire Bottle had rid the land of Stapler The Consumer for now

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But one thing is for sure…

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He WILL be back.

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